About the band

In addition to being purveyors of the finest of existential sentiments, The Darwathustra Experiment are veritable pulp fiction renaissance men, holding down viable day jobs while fighting street crime and international fascism by night (and on their occaisional trips overseas as part of the import/export collective known as the Entropy brothers). The following provides only the briefest peek at the skills that render the agents of international bad faith incontinent.

Mr Roach (pianissimo forte, percussion, 1970s vox) dominated the Tempe music scene for over two decades as the drummer for Steppchild and the keyboardist for DAD, and now propels Japhy's Descent. Rumored to be the reincantation of Soren Kierkegaard, in his free time he still works harder than you. Mr. Roach is an expert pugilist, but only fights evil according to Marquess of Queensberry rules, he throws bludgeoning shurikens up to 400 yards, handles the band's legal affairs, political infiltraions, and drives the getaway car (the Ahura Mazda). Ever one to appreciate the value of proper hydration, his drink of choice is Budweiser.

Mr Sharp (percussion, euphonium, ethereal voxishness and demon noises) also dominated the Tempe music scene, and while for less tha two decades, he makes up for time by being in multiple bands at once, as the drummer for Japhy's Descent, Future Exes, Hot Coffee, and Cock Posse. Mr. Sharp affirms his existential responsibility with every third breath, but will not belittle you for faiing to do so. He fights only the most sinister of evils with the Dim Mak poison death touch and a cusom made taser he keeps mounted to his high-hat. Mr. Sharp handles the mission's chemical engineering and demolition needs, and also handles community outreach and is an expert in deciphering ransom notes. His drink of choice is Persian mead, preferably with a dusting of gunpowder on the rim of the glass.

mr. jonz (lead yelling, guitarishness, libretist) staffed punk rock, lofi and alt-dujour bands throughout his prolonged adolescence. Fickle tastes in a barren town soured the muses, and a different path was taken. But green thoughts sleep furiously, and when they awaken they demand a reckoning. mr. jonz vanquishes his foes with Chen style Taiji and verbal cruelty, has mastered 0.6 languages, and is the group's electrophysiologist. He drinks double absinthe and Red Bull, tall.

Contact Details

dipp jonz
P.U. Box 001
Satan's Nethers, AZ

(123)456-7890
For bookings, film-soundtrack solicitations, performances at birthday parties, christenings, bar mitzvahs, and Wiccan orgies, please reach out to:
dipp.jonz@gmail.com

Lyrical Pedigree

dipp jonz, University of Ressentiment

Master in Capitalism Justification (disavowed) April 2007

Character-building experience despite its soul-maiming potential, culminating in work as a bouncer at a vomitorium of sorts. Many big words were learned, at least.

dipp jonz, School of Parallel Distributed Processing

B.S. In Philosophy March 2003

Emphasis on the B.S. Suitable for bartending and poverty.

Our other projects

Darwathustra Productions

Production house for the full-on Darwathustra Experience March 2015 - Present

a new call-to-arms for existentialist folk rock

Japhy's Descent

For more unadulterated rock, enjoy Mr.s Sharp and Roach in this Tempe mainstay. March 2015 - Present

Japhy's Facebook page

Asscapades productions

dipp jonz as Solo Singer-Songwriter March 2014 - Present

a new call-to-arms for existentialist folk rock

Eloi Geenome Projekt

Head Bioscientist Spetember 2001 - April 2001

Led a rag-tag fugitive fleet from behind, only musical projekt in which time must be reckoned backwards

Amateur Bitch Gallery

dipp jonz: Janitorial assistant, Bioethics lecturer Spetember 1997 - January 1999

Despite the fact that people confused our music for internet porn, ABG performed fully clothed and explored themes that border on Christain rock if the Old Testament is your idea of Christian.

Big Dead Animal Furnace Productions

dipp jonz: Consumer Designer, spam sculptor March 1992 - February 1997

Intern at the seminal southwestern factory

What you get with the Darwathustra Experience

We offer much to the screen-distracted listenting public, crafting songs that challenge us to pursue idealized selves, even as our ideals slip away to further, as yet unimagined horizons. All band members are also certified mixologists and Jungian mesmerists (only available in tandem).

  • Lyrical sensibility
  • Mythological motifs
  • Harmonic gential levitation
  • Obscure Existential references
  • Tight science
  • Political transcendence

Throw off the shackles

Ethos:

To emancipate us from petty fascism. To inspire ideology critique and self-actualization. To spread the gospel of Darwathustra with stealth lyricism wrapped in an acoustically delicious sonic delivery system.

Client Testimonials

  • The Darwathustra Experience may be the foremost post-punk existential-protest folk-jazz ensemble in the world. Or at least the American Soutwest. Certainly among the best of such acts in the east valley. What do such distinction matter, anyway? Just listen, and the mud faeries will embalm your reservations....

    Emil Phut Kreaplin, ball-of-string impresario
  • The artful poundings of Mr.s Sharp and Roach has taken (in a most biblical sense) the fertile words of mr. jonz and impregnated them with a demon-spawned pandemonium of multidimensional awesomeness. Indeed, they have taken a sound that previously occupied only the dimension of time and added at least 7 more dimensions rendered in technicolor.

    Entropy Teasedale
  • Who says that existential folk is dead? Has it even been properly born? And who absconded with the afterbirth? The Darwathustra Experience is a likely candidate, a doulah to the homebirths of noncorporate rockish mewlings...

    Gloria Steinam

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